Maxims for the use of our Modern Elderly

My forehead is a lot bigger these days,
but it don’t mean my brain’s gotten any larger.

You won’t believe me,
but I remember this all happening before.

I know my welfare
is of no concern to congress,
but it matters to me,
nonetheless.

Rosy lips don’t mean much these days.

I’m a miracle of modern medicine,
the prized stallion of a multi-million dollar industry.

I don’t fear being put down for a lame leg.

I am in the garden of my life,
I can see the sun from wherever I can stand.

Fuck You, I’m taking the Bus!

I look at the TV,
I watch the news,
I don’t know who any of these people are,
I don’t know how they got there.

I already know who’s going to miss me,
when I’m gone.