Reasons to Like Shakespeare

I watched the Kenneth Branagh's version of Henry V

The actor playing the Duke of York was hefty & bearded

True to life, as I understand it

He rides into the Battle of Agincourt wielding a mace

and proceeds to rain thick armed blows

onto the skulls of British History

He dies fighting, clutching to his slain cousin

a monument to chivalric heroism

I got a soft spot for big bearded bastards

beating the shit out of people

Truth is though,

the battlefield was a woodstock sized mudpit

and having been dismounted

he couldn't heave his heavily armored fat ass up

and drowned there face down in the muck

I got my reasons for liking Shakespeare