The actor playing the Duke of York was hefty & bearded
True to life, as I understand it
He rides into the Battle of Agincourt wielding a mace
and proceeds to rain thick armed blows
onto the skulls of British History
He dies fighting, clutching to his slain cousin
a monument to chivalric heroism
I got a soft spot for big bearded bastards
beating the shit out of people
Truth is though,
the battlefield was a woodstock sized mudpit
and having been dismounted
he couldn't heave his heavily armored fat ass up
and drowned there face down in the muck
I got my reasons for liking Shakespeare